Leaves and paper

A joint, with the leaves being marijuana and the paper being rolling paper.

"Hey Matt, let's go burn some leaves and paper."

by Gazonkie February 19, 2006

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The Leave Behind

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again.

"Do you have everything, Doll? No Leave Behinds now - that was just a one-night stand."

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

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leave out

To exit in an outward direction. As opposed to exiting inward. That's probably not even possible, but maybe like a disappearing girl in a magic act? Who know.

Q: "Where's Tyrone?"
A: "Oh he left out."

"I'm about to leave out, see you on Monday."

by Breck Stein October 27, 2008

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Slick Leave

The art of taking off from work feigning illness, or some other family or personal emergency, when one wishes to be off for other reasons that would not be approved by the boss!

Yea, I heard Tom took off from work yesterday. I know he's on slick leave, because I saw him fishing on his boat yesterday!

by Glenn K. Garnes September 27, 2005

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dick leave

time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.

my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!

by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009

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