Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.

Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.

by Pickapon August 18, 2014

leg pegging

When you do pegging with a pirate's peg leg.

Arhhhh matey wanna do leg pegging

Yes matey stuff it in me ayrse-oyle

by toadstool12 July 21, 2017

Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.

“Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”

by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017

Leg Spin

The art of leg spin, a bowling technique used in the wonderful game of cricket. Seemed to be dying out until Australia produced Shane Warne, who is now the leading wicket taker in test cricket history. With the appearance of Warne on the scene, this helped leg-spin to become more popular but England still haven't produced an international class legspinner since Padgett.

The greatest delivery in cricket history, Shane Warne to Mike Gatting.

by Davey Ward July 23, 2005

Leg of Salmon

A leg of salmon is usually used as a joke in the work place and is generally used to test the gullibility of a new employee. It starts off by the manager or someone of senior authority asking the unsuspecting employee to carry out a personal favour for them. In this case the boss has asked the new employee if he/she minds going to the fish mongers to collect the leg of salmon that the boss had ordered earlier. Wanting to impress his/hers new boss the new employee (not giving a second thought of what he/she has been asked to do) willingly obliges to go on the errand only to be told by the fishmonger (in the tone of 1+1=2) that salmon don't have legs and return back to their place of work (usually to be greeted by hysterical laughter) looking as pink as a salmon.

Boss: "Jimmy"
Jimmy: "Yes Sir."
Boss: "Could I ask a favour?"
Jimmy: "Certainly Sir."
Boss: "The CEO has called a meeting this afternoon and I have ordered a leg of salmon from the fishmongers over the road, please could you collect it for me, as I wont have time after the meeting. All you have to say is "I have come to collect the leg of salmon reserved for Mr Smith".
Jimmy: "Oh yes Sir. I'll do it straight away Sir."

by hteb78 October 19, 2014

Leg Hole

A person that drinks Jager Bombs till it cause holes in legs

“Can we get a Leg Hole update”

“I got holes in my legs

Jager in the keg

Balding on my scalp

Figure it out

Yeah I’ll whoop your wife

Or I’ll toss your dog

Pissing on the couch

My heads in a fog

Figure it out lil bruises, figure it out lil Bruises”

by JagerBombs November 14, 2019

leg hound

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.

1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?

by james savik October 2, 2006