Kriptonite mouth

Also knows as krip teeth or krip mouth

A mouth belnging to a person containing greenish yellow teeth.

Belonging to someone who drinks alot of alcohol at the weekend stays up all night, possibly snorting coke and not brushing their teeth until Monday morning.

Their breath hums like rotten turds.

People with kriptonite mouths are usually aggresive arseholes.

That girl has a baaad Krip teeth, I can smell of her shitty breath from here, shes so loud and aggresive! Tell her to do one the Kriptonite mouth!

by doodlenoodle November 23, 2010

kryptonize

not to be confused with kryptonite, it means "to make worthy".

kryptonize example:

p1: woh is that ur new chain?
p2: yea i had it kyptonized with silver.

by the kryptonizer December 25, 2005

Kryptonited

A physical and mental state achieved when heavily under the influence of alcoholic substances.
The drunker you get, you become more akin to Superman when he's near Kryptonite. Unable to stand, talk and make sensible decisions.

Man you should have seen Alex at the pub last nite, he was kryptonited.

by topperharley June 16, 2013

Gryptonite

Word to describe methadone a heroin substitute...

John have you picked your gryptonite up from the chemist fella?

by TrousersPants September 16, 2018

kryptotite

A girl (or guy) who is so tight that kryptonite is required to penetrate and/or tap that.

or

A virgin

or

To emphasize how hot a person is.

"Oh man, that girl is kryptotite"

"I was with that hot ass girl last night. Let's just say she was kryptotite."

"Holy shit, she's kryptotite!"

by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

Kraptonite

Something that is so crappy that it is cool and fun.

"You saw that news movie? It is so bad!
Yeah, but so fun at the same time. It is a Kraptonite."

by Theprocrastinatorpanda March 6, 2017

kriptonite

The green shit that comes from The Grinch's ass that weakens superheroes from Kripton like Superman, Wonderwoman, and that little midget down the hall from your apartment.

The kriptonite weakened my cousin Jerry's milking powers during sexual intercourse last night.

by koolzero December 31, 2014