Zombie Knots

Chunks of dried up feces entangled in the ass hair of a disgusting human being.

Bob spread his ass cheeks and out popped several nasty zombie knots.

by eerickson1205 October 14, 2009

knowsy

An alternate spelling for nosey. Wanting to know everything about someone else's business.

I've been awfully knowsy about my friend's new girlfriend all day.

by DarkElf79 May 18, 2006

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007

knobsense

the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating.

i put me willy in a minger -it was utter knobsense.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

Knipschtinkt

Confusion that far surpasses any normal level.

"This puzzle has me knipschtinkt!"

"Why is that monkey drunk? Im knipschtinkt!"

"Im knipschtinkt..?"

by Keegz April 13, 2008

Knobsickle

A small penis, when erect

My boyfriend has a knobsickle

by furrylampshade2543 November 9, 2009

Knows his way around Istanbul

The ability to bring a woman to orgasm using three fingers and a smoldering gaze.

No need to worry about Jim's chances of scoring tonight, that's a dude who knows his way around Istanbul.

by JAS12 April 11, 2011