Be a Klondike

Being a Klondike is as simple as being abused.

"Hey Bob, how've you been?"
"Idk man, living with Jacksfilms has really left me to Be a Klondike."

by Tchxikovsky July 2, 2018

Klondiking

A sexual act that contains two men with mustaches. One man performs a bumpkin and the other guy does a rimjob on him right after while the poop is still hot. He accepts the poop into his mouth. the guy who didn't just Eat ass gives the other a blow job, keeping the cum in his mouth. They make out and mesh the two together, creating a Klondike bar.

me and the boys are Klondiking tonight

by stargazer872 January 3, 2019

Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018

Klondike bar

Mixture of klonipin, dilaudid and ketamine.

Uncle Jerry really squibbled the dribble after having a Klondike bar

by BlownoutSlopBussy April 4, 2019

sundae & Klondike

they are a deadbeat youtubers dogs. They both suck and don't even compare to Kermit, Peach, and Mr.Marbles (those are Jenna Marbles dogs)

Person A: Fuck you sundae & Klondike get fucked

by git fucked jenna marbles June 27, 2018

afro klondike

staying up all night to do your college work.

Tina is being an Afro klondike lately.

by George afroklondike December 5, 2013

Klondiking

a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.

Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight

by stargazer872 January 3, 2019