You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Kiddining

The word kidding, just with an extra -ing on the end to make it sound cooler.

Your stupid, LOL just kiddining!

by Pinecone230296 April 20, 2011

kidd kismet

His name is matt he likes making people laugh. Talks about depression in his music showing people YOUR not alone. He hates all his exes,but he loves his hoes.he is that one popular kid at school that loves to make people laugh.he has a good soul he even wrote NURSERY RHYME. GOOD SONG BTW. And vice city.
He also is a producer #mattyg

Me:hi matt
Matt: Good evening

Kidd kismet is a better rapper than doctor dre just ask Jose sitting right bye u

by Northglenn famous February 10, 2019

Kidan

The most littist girl in the world! She halirious and the life of the party. She is super doper funny and can be serious if needed. She can be the best friend that you'll every need. She stands up for what is right and cracks the funnist jokes. She makes you feel the best when you are sad and in need of love. She will be the best gf. She will tell you the truth and have your back. She can be loud and very talkitive. But gets good grades. And is the best to be around. Now her aperance is something else!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is the most beautiful person you will every see. She chooses her men wisely. An example would be Noah Centineo. She is the life of the party and lights up a room

boy 1: oh snap shes hot!
boy 2: kidan!?!?!?
boy 1: well duh look at her!!!
boy 2: no i call dibs, shes mine

mia/bff: you are my best friend and i hope i nevry loose you.
Kidan: gurllll you want you ae my best friend too

by awesomeunicorn22 February 14, 2019

Kidderminster

An complete and utter shit hole

Heard of Kidderminster

No
Good it’s a shit hole

by Ehevejebdbsb January 10, 2021

Christmas Kiddie

Someone who is very bad at something, and is assumed to have only had the game or device since the previous Christmas.

In skill, similar to a garbo lobster or a bad kid.

Pro: Wow, Christmas Kiddie. What color wrapping paper was your Xbox wrapped up in?

by AlfabetSoop June 27, 2007

No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018