The Hobo Kicker

A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.

When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.

by der_good_citizen_der_NY April 27, 2009

kicker

A high school kid, not necessarily a boy, normally wears Rocky jeans, boots, and a cowboy hat. Drives a big pick up truck regardless of gas prices. Tend to go mudding and drink, most of their reletives tend to be rednecks. also called country kids

You find alot of kickers in Katy I.S.D

by Beczerz July 22, 2006

Icing the Kicker

A term referring to the occurrence of an unexpected delay in an already tense or anxiety-filled situation that causes the build-up of even more tension or anxiety. Originates from the term used to describe the act of calling a time out on the football field right before a field goal kick in order to give the kicker more time to think and thus more time to build up nervousness.

Example 1
"Dude, I waited outside for her in my car for 30 minutes!"
"That sucks man."
"Yeah...all that waiting totally threw off my mojo for our first date."
"Classic case of "icing the kicker", man."

Example 2
Ryan crammed up to the last second for his microbiology test, only to have his professor "ice the kicker" by passing out the test 10 minutes after everyone was seated.

by trumpetdude January 27, 2010

double kicker

To skeet in another person's ear.

Moosey gives new meaning to the phrase "ear full", with his double kickers.

by moon face November 30, 2006

kicker

A big jump. As in related to skiing and or boarding.

Dude that kicker was sic.

by Morgan January 20, 2005

tire kicker

Somebody who goes out to look at cars and other automobiles without any real intention of buying them.

Boss: "Hey Chuck, some customers are here so go sell some cars!"

Employee: "No it's alright boss, those people just look like a bunch of tire kickers."

by sambam22 October 12, 2009

The Kicker Upper

A special cum shot finishing move invented by the infamous pornography star Randy West. The Kicker Upper takes place when Randy West puts a girl in the doggy-style position towards the side or end of a bed. Standing behind the girl, who is now in the doggy-style position, Randy then lifts one of his legs onto the bed while leaving the other on the ground, hence - The Kicker Upper. The view is one so that the cameraman can completely capture Randy pumping and thrusting into the girl until he cums.

Uh oh, here comes The Kicker Upper! Randy must almost be done!

by Someone who has done this same thing May 2, 2006