Keegan 

Average hieght, skinny, average cock, mixed with white and black, and a 7/10 at best. He plays lots of video He smokes weed a bit, but or else just a average computer nerd who jerks off to much and does well in school without trying. Once you meet him you realize he is a cynical atheist who is super offensive for the sake of it. Consistantly using slurs and not giving two fucks what people think. He loves guitar, PC's, loves coding with c#, and plays in the jazz band. The best way a Keegan is described is "He's a smartass and is a dick to anyone he doesn't like. Using sarcasm and subtle ways to fuck with said person, but he is a good friend and will listen when you got problems."

Random: Man that asshole is such a Keegan
Me: I am a Keegan I should know...

Keegan by MrWankpants October 4, 2019

keegan 

a dumbass that always plays bonk.io during science class. if you see a keegan IMMEDIATELY tell a teacher and report to 12

do you see that keegan over there. hes such a dumbass

keegan by cw12345678 December 19, 2019

Keegan 

Keegan is a very salty girl with long Lucious hair usually has blonde hair and and blue eyes and is very annoying but overall she is a good friend

Keegan is gay

Keegan by Longlusciouscutie69 May 3, 2020

Keegan 

Keegan is a very salty girl she usually has long Lucious blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes, the only thing about a Keegan is they get annoyed very fast

Keegan is a salty girl

Keegan by Longlusciouscutie69 May 3, 2020

Keegan 

On the spectrum, waves his hands around like a helicopter on the daily. He makes random noises and is not very bright. He gets mad easily and is spoiled. He gets in verbal fights at schools and sometimes gets physical. This guy is one you would want to avoid but if you do befriend him he won't kill you.

Meagan - "Have you seen how the Keegan guy looks?"
Julia - "Yeah he kind is humming to himself all the time and waving his arms around, weird."
Meagan - "Yeah lets avoid him, I heard he picks fights with people who disagree with him."

Keegan by Keegans brother May 25, 2020

Keegan 

A rat of a man who loves roasting people even though he could be easily roasted AND toasted, easily one of the meanest people alive

‘Oh my god, you are SUCH a keegan’

Keegan by sparklybutthole June 17, 2020

Keegan 

A smart, yet likable chap who supports you in situations of stress. He’s usually the neutral type that brings the whole friend group together. He’s a nerdy boy who has a massive crushes on a few girls. Always makes you laugh with some good impressions and jokes.

Guy: What are you doing?

Keegan: Your mom

Keegan by smackersmacksman June 18, 2020