Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.
That Keegan Vance should just quit.
by imbrutallyhonestandimsorry February 27, 2019
A term used in in the Northwestern Pennsylvania region that is synonymous for a game of hide-and-seek.
Let's play a game of Keegan Monster! Steve, you go hide, and I will be Keegan Monster and come and find you.
by LeonardDavis November 24, 2020
by bigbuckhunna January 11, 2021
A gay bitch who is fucking horrendous at fortnite and licks sack under a bridge every Wednesday morning.
Jesus Christ on a motorbike, you got downed by a no skin?? You are a real god damn Keegan orth, broke boy bitch.
by CupcakeDinosaur May 7, 2018
by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 4, 2018
The act of smoking of a cigarette down to the filter, or the act of violently humping a object until the object is dead or has internal bleeding.
by Wowlova4life November 30, 2007
by Little bit more December 10, 2021