slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

Power Shish Kabob

The sexual act of using a power drill on your significant others genitals such as urethral drilling and vaginal drilling. For certain people the drill has a different drill bit on it such as rubber or a dildo.

The deeper the drill goes the more points you will receive in the sex games. *AKA how much cum you shall receive on your face*

I'm gonna try the Power Shish Kabob with my girl tonight"

by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 03, 2019

Creep-Kabob

A creepy person.

Friend 1: Did you see how that guy was staring at us as we walked by?

Friend 2: Yeah, he’s a real creep-kabob.

Ew, such a creep-kabob.

I felt so uncomfortable what a creep-kabob.

by Scarlett Snow March 21, 2019

Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 01, 2018

snob kabob

A person who feels superior and has a stick up his or her butt.

Buffy was always conceited but now that she's with the in crowd, she's an uptight little snob kabob.

by Joeloveskelly August 28, 2017