Kabobing

The act of meshing up ideas, information, or products to convince , persuade or sway a person or an audience about a topic or thing of your interest.

Are you kabobing me right now.

by @Mak_moody714 July 28, 2019

kabobbing

The act of plunging a sharp, or pointed object into, and through a person or other object

As Dead pool (Ryan Reynolds) once said, "You may be thinking my boy friend said this was going to be a super hero movie, but that guy just turned the other guy into a fucking kabob!
emphasizing he is in the act of kabobbing someone

Jack says to his friend Bob, "Hey Bob do you remember dead pool kabobbing that guy in the movie?"

by JLC_ May 25, 2016

Shish Kabob

A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing

You can face f*** me but only if we shish kabob.

by DogeBoneGravesite April 20, 2021

Shush Kabob

Inserting one penis into someones mouth in order to stop them from talking.

If she doesn't shut-up, she's getting a Shush Kabob.

by Queafer September 12, 2013

Kabob twister

When you are in the middle of a threesome and you flip the partner in the air to switch holes.

“me and Chad last night gave Suzy a kabob twister to freshen up the day.”

by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 4, 2019

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021