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Jued

A term specificially used to describe being sued by a Jewish lawyer.

It is a non-offensive, satirical term, emphasizing the ubiquity of Jewish laywers.
Shit, just got jued for $20M by Barry Goldstein.
by Leigh Simons November 28, 2005
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jumped vagina

the dangerous pointy sharp tip of a penis is getting inserted into your vagina as sexual assault

feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up
dude , i have a jumped vagina. kevin G's penis is reallly rough...
by OHHKEVING! November 22, 2010
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jused

being used in a stereotypically jewish way, getting cheated out of money
(guy gets cheated out of some money) "Man you just got jused!"
by matstriker1100 September 9, 2004
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Trump Jumped

Cost of goods paid by consumers after tariff cost increases.
This bumper jack has been Trump Jumped from $49 bucks to almost $60.
This is an ass ripping $10 dollar trump jump.
by ClarkKent January 26, 2017
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Juked

The act of juking is a movement socially to disrespect someone or embarrass someone.
John juked Sara by rejecting her to go to prom with her although she was confident he would say yes.
by iShartGlass_inc May 24, 2016
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jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
by Danarky May 14, 2003
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