JonJon

Jonjon : to do something simple and turn it into an epic result...either in a good way, bad way or... both.

Larry: Jon sure jonjon ed that Meyerson account.
Bill: what happened?
Fred : well, he lost us the Meyerson account...bbut now Mr.Witherspoon wants our business.
All: He really Jonjon it up.

by jack m. hill July 21, 2014

Jonothan Gilmour

A whiny emo fag who spends all his time chasing a girl he cant get.

Person 1: Look at that guy who cant get that girl that he really likes he is such a jonothan gilmour.
Person 2: Yes i agree.

by halby duude July 13, 2004

Jolyon

An unwanted erection stiffy which pops up at an awkward time causing embarrassment.

Oh my God! This hot chick walked past me on the beach in a bikini and I got a Jolyon!

by Dogrell November 7, 2019

jono

A supreme arabaian that lives in a hole

HEY!, jono go shank that nig he is mad doggin you

by HLO January 17, 2008

jono

also spelled jonno, or johnno.

A Redneck - In Australia it is colloquially used as a name for the stereotypical 'Aussie bloke over the back fence'. Usually equipped with stubbies, a wife beater, some sunburn, and a beer in hand.

origin - abbreviation of a common name, usually Jonathan, John or Johnston.

Looks like that pack of jonos nextdoor are having another barbie.

by slo21 February 14, 2007

jongo

A word used to describe a n00b with no graphics card and so has to revert to playing rubbish n00b games.

You are such a jongo, you have to play eve online LOL!

by Homo McGuill August 31, 2006

Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra

Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg

by Brosephene April 2, 2020