Kim Jong Il

An Evil Commie peice of shit.

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.

by chad April 09, 2005

Kim Jong Un

A creepy ass squinty eyed North Korean bastard

Kim Jong Un looks like fucking donkey kong

by Joe_Mama_The_Queer March 18, 2020

Kim Jong Un

Created Fortnite

Yes you like playing fortnite? That game was made by Kim Jong Un.

by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019

King Jong Un

that fat king that is the president of america's enemy which might become its ally. except this time they are uglier, worse, weaker, slower.

king jong un is my waifu

by ur over protective mom November 20, 2017

kim jong onion

A small slice of onion kept in the breast pocket used to let supreme overlord Kim Jong Un cry whenever necessary.

"Wasn't it so sad seeing Kim Jong Un cry at his brother's funeral?"
"Nah, he was using the Kim Jong Onion"

by Fucking kill yourself January 12, 2017

kim jong une

a stupid fat boy who wants to nuke america, but everyone makes fun of him because he looks like the fat boy from the disney movie up

did you hear kim jong une is gonna nuke the sun? he said he is doing it because it melted his ice cream

by sussup mudda truckau May 28, 2018

Kim jong-un

HE IS A BIG ASS FUCK HEAD WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED

BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.

Kim jung un : "I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO WHANTS TO BOMB THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD LIKE I SAID I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*

by AYOOOOITLAYLA March 09, 2023