Joe is an unbelieveable person. He makes everyone feel good when they are sad and is the best owns to have. He will always be the type to have that just one person who no matter what, is his best Friend. He will treat them like they are God and love them. Ya it's a girl normally because joe is cool too. God loves Joe so should everyone. I love you Joe
Person: OMG I love that guy
Me: His name is Joe! Lay off he's mine!!!
by Chickensteve March 27, 2015
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Joe is a sensitive guy who enjoys the simple things in life though he often forgets these simple things ever existed some say this is due to his fondness of the many powders of the world but no one will ever truly know. Joe is also known for his athletic achievements at one point even being called the second best hurler in the world. Joe does have his faults too though like his frequent need for bathroom breaks makes it the equivalent to traveling with your grandmother. All in all Joe is known for his charm and coke fueled rage sessions but that's just Joe.
Oh no Joe's been at the devil's dandruff again.
Hide your kids here comes Joe.
by Gimpboy69 April 21, 2020
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A cute lovable boy that you don't have to know to fall in love with. Joe is laid back and funny, but will curse someone out if needed. He can be nerdy but kinky at times. A good boyfriend you can laugh with and spend time with. He showers you with compliments and love. (He also has a big dick)
by kaylur April 22, 2017
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A boy who you will instantly fall in love with. He has stunning blue eyes and dirty blone hair. He loves his girlfriend with all of his heart and can make any girl's heart melt. He is athletic and is often refered to as "the smartest boy in the class". He is musically talented and has a great voice when it comes to singing.
Girl 1: "Did you see the new kid?"

Girl 2: "Oh you mean Joe?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, the smart kid from biologytoday"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I couldn't keep my eyes off him!"
by Lindacapari January 6, 2014
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Meaning "he who rocks a comb over" A snuggle bunny of a man, who secretly enjoys cuddling. He also likes to be the little spoon... But he has pretty teeth so it's okay...
by Sleepinbeauty January 17, 2014
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Joe is a type of person that likes you and then post his "wcw" on his story that he never talk to and don't have feelings for yet, knowing he have feelings for another girl. At school he flirts with you and over text he doesn't like you, everybody at school thinks he like this girl but over text he doesn't. Joe is the type of guy to text you back late. He is also the type of person who ask you if you like him and you say yeah then when you ask him he say no!🙄 Joe is also a short dude that most people like, he playing games with son, I'm not your PlayStation 4.
Joe likes that girl you can tell , but she told me that he said he doesn't like her even though it's true.
by Joelikesher October 20, 2016
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The security guard in every stealth game whom by murdering triggers every security guard to converge to your location.
Guard A: "Hey man, it's Joe's birthday!"
Guard B: "Really?"
Guard A: "Let's surprise him! All units converge to Joe's position."

All Units: "Hey Joe!"
*They discover you holding Joe's dead body with a knife stuck to the back of his neck*
All Units: ">:("

Mission Failed. No Optic Camo for you.
by Xekiel March 3, 2010
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