Joan

(VERB): TO SCREW UP.

EX. "THE SURGEON JOANED UP THE
TRANSPLANT, KILLING THE PATIENT."

by Principal Scudworth February 5, 2024

Joan

Joan is a slang term from (American Hoods) that means 'to roast' (a person)
To 'roast' someone involves giving sharp criticism or making a humorous comment at their expense (either jokingly or seriously)

If you stay in the hood often or live in the hood, you better know how to Joan - Janky
Why? - Izzy
Because if you don't, they find out, you're gonna be the bid - Janky

by Derp my bomba January 15, 2025

Joan

(Verb): To Screw Up. Screwing up everything for everyone else.

EX: "The Surgeon JOANED up the transplant, killing the patient."

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

Joan

A girl that refuses to show you her tits

I wanna see them but she’s being such a fucking Joan

by Stefcringe November 20, 2021

Joan Roughgarden.

1. An evolutionary biologist. Author of books including The Genial Gene and Evolution's Rainbow.

2. A BAMF.

Josh is so cool. He's a total Joan Roughgarden.

by trevor572 June 29, 2011

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021