Johannes

Johannes my man
by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017
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Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).

They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.

Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
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by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
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she acted so normal oh yeah she a johanne
by Johanneisbasic February 15, 2021
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He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.
a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 02, 2025
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The best mom you could think of
Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*
by Ollibolli November 27, 2021
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A sweet and soft girl who acts very different depending who she gangs out with. She is wery akward and deep conversations are not always her thing. She also cryes alot.
You: hi!
Johanne: hello:)
You: hey, i think you spilles some sauce on ur shirt;)
Johanne: im really sorry! Pls dont hate me!:(
by Imscaredcomepickmeuplol October 10, 2019
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She ist the one girl everyone likes. She has a ton of friends and always makes new ones. She is very fun and outgoing but can be a little bit shy sometimes too.
Heyyy everyone johanne is in the housee! *Cheeers* Lets keep that party goingg
by Linaawiener May 26, 2020
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