The absolutely best singer of the United States National Anthem, the "Star Spangled Banner". He has been singing the anthem full time for the Chicago Blackhawks since 2007 and has also made guest appearances for the Chicago Bears, most notably the 10th anniversary of 9/11 in 2011. That game was against the Atlanta Falcons. One thing that makes him so unique and special is the fact that his performances makes Blackhawk nation cheer at a level you can only call extremely patriotic from the beginning to the end of his performance. His signature move is to point at the American flag when he sings the line "that our flag was still there". Jim Cornelison is a true American Badass!
Vinny: Can you remember a time you felt the most patriotic when hearing our National Anthem?
Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.
Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.
by BV Jiglag February 26, 2013
One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!
by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020
by MyNameIsUndisclosed November 08, 2017
Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.
Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
by Johnlock_is_Bae September 01, 2015
That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 04, 2019
verb; to Jim Jordan someone
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
by Johnronjohnson January 25, 2022
an absolute sex bomb of a man, a man of the people and a man of the women. he is some man for one man, and is famous for his inspiring quote "if you can't lift her don't shift her"
this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.
an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.
this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.
an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.
niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit
by celtnash April 03, 2021