jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand

those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment

by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014

jism jewels

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.

My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife

by Snert December 9, 2008

Micheal Jewell

A fat, old child molester who has a large white beard and always wears overalls. He drives a green van that has a Kansas City Royals logo on the back. He lives in West Plains, MO. and is also a big racist.

Micheal Jewell is such a scholarly child molester.

by TheEnforcer69 November 28, 2018

jewel-lee

a great and funny personne who deos not like doing work she is very sweat and kind and she is a great friend who will do anythig for you and make really funny joke

jewel-lee is the greatest personne alive

by aoenut December 7, 2017

Jewel in the crown

The best of all achievements. The crowning achievement. The absolute pinnacle of soemthing great.

India was the Jewel in the crown of the British Empire.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

Jewel Of The Nile

Top class.
Above the normal.
More then can be imagined.

"That girls got eyes like the jewel of the nile."

"Nevermind the bomb, that's the jewel of the nile."

by 7WZ February 14, 2004

family jewels

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

by bigmo April 9, 2005