traffic jelly

Why would you want to call it jam?

Yo man, watch out. There's a traffic jelly ahead!

by JP001 October 26, 2011

Jelly

a nice finish in basketball, usually showing much finesse and graceful motion

Jon wall's 360 layups are straight jelly

by Kcrown March 22, 2016

jaslynn

she is very beautiful and very sexy. she can command men just by saying she will sleep with them. she won’t but she will make you think so. she will say anything to get what she wants. manipulative but if you are friends with her you are one in a million. she has trust issues but if she trusts you it will take a lot to ruin that trust. she can be cruel but in,y when you truly deserve it.
she falls in love so easily but it’s very hard for her to lose feelings. you are lucky if she loves you because if she does you are special. whether she loves you as a friend or more you are very lucky. treat her well and she will treat you well. treat her wrong and she will you do very wrong. she holds grudges unless she gets an apology and believes that you really are sorry.

jaslynn is loved universally.

by jay king December 2, 2017

making jellyfish

1. having a meeting with 'madam palm and her five friendly sisters' in the bath
2. A liquid 'wank'
3. drowning the bald mans babies

Excuse me vicar, have i got anything on my face? I was making Jellyfish in the bath this morning.

by churdler April 4, 2003

Jelly Twat

It's a female that first you lay, then you spread, resembling the motion of spreading jelly on toast. The vagina is also often thick and squishy like jelly. Is

vagina jelly twat nasty lay spread easy jelly twat

by the sea vagina September 12, 2013

JellyBean Split

complicated but pleasurable sex position much like the 69 position but standing up.

Description: the male stands while holding his lover upside down. The male sucks the females genital area while the female returns the favour at the same time. Also known as the upside down squirter.

Serna Hunt and John Fuckadoodle were getting bored of their usual sex antics so they decided to spice it up with the JellyBean Split. John gradually rised Serena off her feet spun her around in an upsidedown posture. As he grasped her legs he split them open ina V shape manouver and got to work. At the same time Serena clutched his caves for support and began sucking John's cock. The upside down position made it easier to deep throat

by popo's on the tail October 9, 2009

Jellyflap

A human crotch devoid of genitals.

Lady Gaga can never reproduce, for she has a jellyflap.

by Durkey the Llamacorn February 24, 2011