Janita

The prettiest girl in all of Kjølsdalen!

She is sooo Janita!

by That guy in that place.. April 17, 2011

Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)

-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.

by Michael December 5, 2004

Janitor

To be a hypocritical fascist thug controlling every aspect of his "citizen's" lives and banning those he dislikes for no given reason. An asshole of the highest order and a really boring idiot in terms of discussion.

"Saddam Hussein is such a big Janitor."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

Janto

A person revered and cherished for great knowledge or insight.

He blew my mind like a janto, I have such respect for that man.

by leaf288 May 26, 2014

janitles

Doing or having the ability to work in a chaotic environment, often with no knowledge of their circumstances.

Jerry the janitor has janitles, he kept working his shift despite the building catching fire.

by shetheepdude September 10, 2023

Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.

Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!

by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013

pussy janitor

Persons sole job is to clean the cum up inside and out of a frequently fucked pussy everytime it's fucked by anybody other than her mate!

I wanna be your pussy janitor if u allow me?

by Bluebook766 August 21, 2016