joby jabber

one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates arse hole for sexual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man.

"dont bend over in the shower that cunts a joby jabber!"

by donny of the marnock December 14, 2008

Phantom Jobber

Someone who leaves the toilet in a mess. Normally by leaving sliding faece marks in the bowl. Occasionally they flush, sometimes they do not.

"You been to the shitter recently? The phantom jobber is back again, f**king skids everywhere"

by dirtdawg January 5, 2009

rim jibber

When a girl gets to licking all around the dude butt

I gave him a rim jibber now i think i have pink eye.

by jibberjibberjibber May 9, 2011

jabber woke

to lecture about social injustice, while doing little to create change.

I friend likes to jabber woke at our cafe, then go home to his hobby ranch.

by Oops11 September 16, 2016

Jibber

A handjob, shorthand: Jib
Verb: To Jib

"Pleeeeeeeeease give me a jibber"
"She gave me a jibber last night, it was a real jibbly one"

by Jibblyjobblywonder September 1, 2019

jabberwoki

a girl with more rolls then a bakery, and has side burns. Tends to eat like a beast

Anna Nicole Smith is a Jabberwoki

by d.Rev.Cs | juggernaut May 22, 2003

jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)

Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "

by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009