John Cena

You can't see him.

where is John Cena, i cant see him.

by jirgjieughinb May 23, 2021

John Cena

John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".

Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years

by Maxdout May 28, 2021

john cena

nothing is there

i ain’t cena thing 🙄 get it like john cena

by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021

John Cena

Missionary position every single night

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead

by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021

John Cena

Is hot

John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children

by hola nino September 24, 2021

John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”

Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”

by Meneer P September 30, 2021

John Cena

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

by big bald obama October 7, 2021