jealous friend syndrom

Usally a guy is the person being jealous. when his good friend finially gets a boyfriend and instead of him being happy for her he is jealous its not him and tries to do anything to break them up.
Girl: Your my best friend so im going to tell you this first.... I have a boyfriend

Guy: Really........oh well thats nice *god I have to break them up i wanted to be her boyfriend we were friends for so long*

Girl: so arent you happy for me?

Guy: ............

Girl: OMG! are you going threw jealous friend syndrom.
by Kittykat(^-^) December 20, 2009
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you're just jealous

1. A funny way to reply to a quirky or not to offending roast when you're joking around with your friends
2. comeback when someone roasts you or calls you names or is simply making fun of you

3. simple way and funny to shut people up in an argument or when you're messing around with your friends
girl 1; "you're gay"
girl 2; "you're just jealous"
girl 3: LMAOO

boy: why have you dressed up like you're going to a wedding? we're gonna buy groceries dawg
girl: " you're just jealous"
by Elena_ December 24, 2022
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FB Jealous

A mutual friend or acquaintance that becomes jealous of their friend's Facebook posting or pictures of an outing that they were not invited to.
Did you see the photo album that Melissa posted yesterday on FB? I can't believe she and Fredy went to the P. Diddy concert and didn't invite us! I'm totally FB Jealous!
by KataPata4 February 08, 2010
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The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.
"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"
by GemZi8 August 07, 2011
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When a girl is so flat she makes even the walls jealous. The point when a girl cant get any flatter than she was when she was 3.
Kelsey is so flat the walls are jealous!
That girl over there is so flat the walls are jealous.
by Leixand XV June 29, 2007
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scanda-jealous skank bitch

a girl who acts scandalously towards a person out of jealousy. the girl is jealous because her significant other is still in love with their ex-girlfriend. in result the "scanda-jealous skank bitch" talks shit about the ex-girlfriend because she is so jealous that she can never be her!!!
Its not my fault your girlfriend still wants me you scanda-jealous skank bitch! so go ahead, cry me a river; and then, build a bridge and get over it!
by {{.dat.bad.one.}} September 04, 2010
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Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless
- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!
by trippy trip February 27, 2023
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