Jade

Jade is athletic, tall, and smart. She will make you laugh in the hardest times and will never let you down. She has many friends and is liked by many.

Jade is a BEAST!

by NOSEBEST July 17, 2018

Jade

A common stig of the dump.
Usually has short dark brown hair with green skin and purple eyes.

'Jade is such a stig.'

'There's always a horrible smell when Jade is around.'

by Cba. December 27, 2008

jade

sexiest girl in the world, very good at giving head, freak in the bed. usually brunette with brown eyes, is attracted to guys with colorful hair and olive toned skin, loves to get down and dirty with her boyfriend, very kinky(loves to be bitten)., straight as can be, totally horny 24/7

wow, this girl is sooo jade!

by crazy_bitchesz19 April 26, 2009

Jade

Jade is such a cute little squash but she often spends time on things that aren't important like "why do cats meow" and also does things that aren't important like TAKING A FREAKING 6 HOURS

Is generally bad
But is quite charming

Did you hear what that cutie Jade said the other day? She spent six hours in the bath, like how do you do that?!?

by Patty Walters January 7, 2017

Jade

Jade is a very smart, funny, caring, beautiful but sexy female she’s kinda tall usually has brown hair brown eyes. She’s very sweet and fun to be around, she’s a complete weirdo but doesn’t care. If you mess with her friends or family she will literally rock your sh*t but of course she warns you. She always thinks she’s ugly when she really isn’t. She makes mistakes but learns from it, say one wrong thing to her your losing her. She’s just all around amazing and you need one. Jades are also usually Virgo’s. A lot of dudes like jade she’s very hot and popular. Her family is crazy so if you mess with her the family’s coming in! She’s also a baddie ;)

Guy 1: hey wanna hang out?
Guy 2: no sorry man I’m hanging out with my girlfriend jade....
Guy 1: awh man I need to find myself a jade :/
Guy 2: already got myself a hot one ;)

by Http://unknown February 20, 2019

Jade

Jade is an intelligent, fine, and a girl with a fat ass. She's average height, athletic, and smart. Whenever the boys see her they scream her name.

CJ: Damm who is that?
Jalen: That's Jade.
CJ: She soo fine.
Jalen: Yeeaaa I no

by kApAloT November 30, 2019

Jade

Jade is a girl that can hide her problems really easily. She can hide her problems with just a fake smile and she makes a door around her heart so no one can break it. At first she always look at your imperfections but that’s just because she knows that your beauty outweighs your problems. Once you know a jade and she trusts you she will never let go. She will be loyal and if someone even dares to look at her friends weirdly she will get in the middle of it and absolutely destroy them. She is a free spirit and is usually a Tomboy. She loves sports and climbing trees. She has brown blonde hair and gorgeous eyes. If you ever meet a Jade you have to understand that there’s things that she will never tell you and if you want to hear what she does you have to ask it of her. She get embarrassed really easily and if she does it feels like the end of the world to her. She is really pretty and will always be there so is you ever meet a jade become friends with her and get her to trust you NEVER let her go.

Wow what is happening to that girl over there -person 1

Oh that’s jade and someone messed with her friends -person 2

by J A D forever248 December 3, 2019