the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.
by dobbs November 11, 2005
Get the itchy britchesmug. Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.
Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!
I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007
Get the Itchy bitsmug. The dance you end up doing to hide the fact that you're trying to itch your crotch and anal areas after recently shaving.
by pricksbratkc August 24, 2009
Get the Itchy Fandangomug. Used to draw attention to the occurrence of an itch, wheresoever it might occur, whilst remaining intentionally vague about it's location.
Since the term 'bisset' has no explicit referent, it ought not to be used unless prefaced by 'itchy'.
As revealed to the originator of the term, by Kylie Minogue, in a dream.
Since the term 'bisset' has no explicit referent, it ought not to be used unless prefaced by 'itchy'.
As revealed to the originator of the term, by Kylie Minogue, in a dream.
by Paul E. Newton August 14, 2006
Get the Itchy bissetmug. by Frazer May 13, 2004
Get the itchy scrotchmug. The thread that is always coming off of a shirt. Can be extremely itchy and annoying. If you try to pull it off, it just gets longer.
by John Mellon Jr. June 18, 2009
Get the itchy stringmug. by Homanrules September 15, 2007
Get the gettin itchymug.