the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.
by dobbs November 11, 2005
The dance you end up doing to hide the fact that you're trying to itch your crotch and anal areas after recently shaving.
by pricksbratkc August 24, 2009
Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.
Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!
I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)
by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007
Used to draw attention to the occurrence of an itch, wheresoever it might occur, whilst remaining intentionally vague about it's location.
Since the term 'bisset' has no explicit referent, it ought not to be used unless prefaced by 'itchy'.
As revealed to the originator of the term, by Kylie Minogue, in a dream.
Since the term 'bisset' has no explicit referent, it ought not to be used unless prefaced by 'itchy'.
As revealed to the originator of the term, by Kylie Minogue, in a dream.
by Paul E. Newton August 14, 2006
by Frazer May 13, 2004
The thread that is always coming off of a shirt. Can be extremely itchy and annoying. If you try to pull it off, it just gets longer.
by John Mellon Jr. June 18, 2009
by Homanrules September 05, 2007