sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019

Italian Penis

A large and girthy shaft. Lets just say its not just the Italian men's good looks why women love them. Definately among the largest of the white race. The definition below this one seems like its coming from some angry insecure male taking out his insecurities on Italians. Italians usualy come out on top in most European penis size studies.

Tina: Its a snake, its a elephant trunk, its a baseball bat!
Carly: No, its just an Italian Penis

by Tinafay April 27, 2013

Italian Mustache

The action of a man shaving his pubes before having sex with someone and after they ejaculate above their partners top lip they then take the pubes and stick them on their partners top lip. It’s curly like Italian Hair

I can’t wait to grow my pubes out again to give my wife an Italian Mustache

by Tendersurrendrrr July 23, 2019

Italian Emotion

The Italian Emotion is a phenomenon experienced when life sends hard times your way. It is made up of Fury, Sadness, Melancholy, and Total Determination. It is often experienced after something entirely awful happens. Depending on the circumstances, the amount of each emotion varies.

My girlfriend broke up with me after we had been going out for a year, then had the balls to tell me to my face that she and another guy had been in each others pants 2 days after the break up! Then the Italian Emotion kicked in, and I broke the other guys face apart with my brass knuckles!

by Micheletti November 27, 2007

Italian Money Clip

A rubber band. Reffering to the rubber band

Italian Money Clip

Vinny: Yo Tony, lemme borrow two hundred

Tony: I aint got it

Vinny: You just pulled a wad of money out at the bar

Tony: Yeah its a bunch of one's with a hundred on the outside

Vinny: get the fuck outta here

by EFisher October 2, 2010

Italian Food

Best food to eat while talking at the same time.

Evvee butty mangia da mingia!

by Pasta Fazoo November 29, 2003

Italian Lighter Fluid

Grappa. Made from grapes, this Italian brandy, is commonly enjoyed after dinner. For those of you of whom have ever partaken of this, I'm sure you'll agree!

"Now that the meal's over, nonna's gonna be pulling out the cannoli and Italian Lighter Fluid".

by Louie Bagadonuts September 5, 2009