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israeli

1. (Current usage) A extremely racist and fascist who is a member of a colonialist state, immigrated from europe in the 1940s with fascist ideologies. Despite efforts by the racist government, the vast majority of Israeli white women are thinfully educated and usually are in relationships with Muslims and Arabs. Many support the Arab liberation cause.
2. (historical usage) A member of the acient kingdom of Israel.

3. another word for someone who has the wierd combination of being extremely racist and yet also pretends like theres nothing wrong with it
israeli: I am israeli, aka a racist moron
rational person: what? I cant wait till the Arabs get revenge on you guys...I mean seriously what is wrong with you?

the year 2090
Student: What is a israeli?
Teacher: a very racist people from the past, they were punished severely by Arabs
by Zhang Li January 11, 2022
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Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.
Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place
by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024
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Israeli

a relatively chill Jewish white woman or group of white jewish women from europe(mainly Germany) who LOVE Arabs, despite all the disgusting racism in their media. They are divided into 2 categories:

Type 1: She loves Arab and Muslim men, brags soooo much about how expensive her clothes are, will act SUPER polite around Muslims and Arabs to hide her wierd pseudo-racism. The vast majority of these women end up marrying Arabs or Muslims.

Type 2: The more educated type. Despite the israeli media and society teaching them racism, many Israeli women have long recognized this as tooth fairy tales as they progress to assisting the Arab liberation cause. Eventually, they want the Muslims and Arabs to have justice as all humans should.
Israeli woman 1: omg my skin is so fair xD anyyways um I wanna make sure my country is safe!! frommm umm angry people. I mean we are totally peaceful right??? Oh Arab men are super attractive! anyways

Israeli woman 2: You're behavior and words about the Arab people are competely repulsive. I stand tall with not just the Palestinians, but ALL Arabs and Muslims around the world who EVER had to deal with any discomfort or racism. I want the Palestinians to have justice and liberation. I love all of you.

Arab man: Thanks, Please comfort my people and help us get justice. I am glad there are people with common sense.
by Zhang Li January 11, 2022
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The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.
The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025
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Israeli Lunch

To kill someone.

To kill multiple people.

Especially when the person is instead expecting help.
"She served him an Israeli lunch".
by Timboz July 23, 2025
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Israeli Offense Force

The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA
The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land
by D Flawless February 26, 2024
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Israeli defences

A large group murd3rers who like to k1ll women and children and b0mb innocent civilians in Palestine. The IDF are criminals who work for apartheid state Isnotreal and are dedicated to the ethnic cleansing and war crimes against Palestinians.
Israeli defences are pussies
by idkyou4444 October 25, 2023
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