Internet

A place where Bill Gates said would never work. Yet here we are, whoring ourselves to the Internet and MSN Instant Messenger.

Yes, the Internet does own you.

My best friend had the Internet. He said it was cool, until I found his storage of gay porn. I asked him where he got it, he said something called the "Internet"?

Oh my god, MY COUNTERSTRIKE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DELETED!!! Oh I forgot, the Internet hacked it. Well, off I go to the Microsoft support website.

by Cloud November 16, 2003

The Internet

What you're on..

On The Internet right now

by RiYTKE January 14, 2016

Internet

Hell

It's too late. You can no longer turn back. You logged on to the Internet and now you're trapped here with us.

by princessddalgi June 13, 2017

Internet

A shithole full of hormonal and depressed teenagers wearing masks of irony and sarcasm.

Jeepers, the internet sure sucks.

by Romulus420 July 01, 2021

internetalize

To internalize something you’ve just seen or read on the internet.

“I internetalize a lot of what I see on Google.”

by Keronica Kadwell April 07, 2018

Internet

A place for serious buisness.

The internet is serious buisness.

by Sionofdarkness. September 14, 2005

internets

It's a series of tubes.

The internets is not something you can just dump something on, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

by glababa February 01, 2008