negotiated infidelity

How to fuck another woman and your wife at the exact same time.

A negotiated infidelity arrangement = a sad state of affairs.

by aboynamedpseu August 7, 2010

infield pop fly

Wiping your ass, dunking the paper in the toilet, then throwing it on the ceiling. The follow up to the upper decker. Also known as an in the park home run.

Ken left an upper decker at Mikes house, then hit an infield pop fly.

by hahapoohumor March 28, 2009

Infinatious

A person who's beauty and perfection has no limits. Inspired by the beauty and perfection of Allison Ashburn.

Brandon: Baby you're infinatious
Allison: You're so sweet, lets get married.

by bkb0n3r June 19, 2012

Infidite

1. An object or symbol that will not change its meaning or representation over time.

2. Will always stay the same.

Results from the test showed that over time the data was infidite and had always kept to the same bounding laws.

The infidite flag of XDX has represented freedom, liberty, and fairness for all.

by Daivd Clark December 24, 2016

infatuated

A first glance physical attraction with no feelings what-so-ever.

Often confused with love at first sight.

1: Logan is quite infatuated with Adrienne.

2: When Logan saw the picture of Adrienne, he was infatuated.

by mynameisyourmom May 1, 2005

Infini-titty

It is the kind of titty that connects the regular boobage area and the back titties into one continuous tit. You do not know where it begins or where it ends.

Friend 1- "Did you see that fat man at the pool?"

You- "Yeah! His infini-titty went on for days!"

by buckshot_0001 November 19, 2009

Infield Fly Rule

Baseball sexual metaphor for when there's an unequal ratio of males and females at a party and one member of the dominant group leaves to create an equal ratio.

John called the infield fly rule at the party and left so it didn't turn into a sausage fest.

by Shazam814 December 10, 2009