When two family members of the opposite gender have sex, resulting in the creation of a tyrant.
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
When you do it with your sibling of the opposite gender, your child will most certainly become a tyrant or live a life of suffering. Adolf Hitler was inbred, his dad fucked his niece, resulting in an incarnation of evil. Caillou is also inbred, he screams constantly at the littlest things and is just a general bitch, I mean why the fuck else would his parents names rhyme? If you do it with your cousin, there`s only a 50% chance it will be a piece of shit. Porn always features incest, somehow people find it hot, therefore, it is the fault of the porn industry that incest has become ever more prevalent! Even the bible (the biggest piece of horse shit in the galaxy) is against inbreeding!
Kevin: Oh god! What are Jack and Ellen doing in there? They`re siblings!
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
*Kevin bursts the door open*
Jack: Kevin, what the fuck? We were having sex!!
Kevin: I`ll tell you what the fuck, you guys are doing incest!
Ellen: So?
Jack: Yeah, people do it in porn, so it`s perfectly fine!
Kevin: You trust that shit?
Jack: Yes, of course I do!
*Jack and Ellen keep fucking each other*
Jack: I`m cumming! Uuuuuuuuuuuuunnhhhh!!!
*9 months later*
Ellen: Let`s name him..... Caillou...
*Disclaimer: I do not condone incest or inbreeding, inbreeding can be very dangerous for you and the child, you don`t want your child to become like Hitler or Caillou after all.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic January 17, 2021
Get the Incest mug.The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)
Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
by NemoHavok June 18, 2009
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by Glittery Goddess July 25, 2004
Get the Incest mug.1 (formal and not opinionated) - An internet subculture. The word incel, stands for “involuntarily celibate”, meaning that they feel they are unable to find or be in a romantic or sexual relationship with someone due to reasons that are out of their control. They often talk together on forums on 4chan, reddit, or other incel forums that can be found on specific sites for incels. They typically have a history of loneliness and poor mental health.
2 (opinionated) - Incels are a community online who seem to have large issues with the world around them, unable to cope with the rejection they receive, blaming the world around them for their misfortune/poor mental health. Most of the things they say surround stereotypes or opinions, fuelling each other's rage. They blame women, other men, and pretty much anyone for their unsuccessful attempts at finding love or sex or their plain loneliness or social issues. Although it’s unfortunate, i don’t have a lot of empathy for people filled with so much rage for the world around them. They’re stubborn and stand by their opinions about the world around them. I personally believe that these are not just lonely men, these are genuinely horrible people who choose to blame the world for their issues. they’re insecure, gross, and overall terrifying people. If you’re an incel, i recommend getting some help and working on yourself instead of sulking on your little forums blaming everyone for your shit.
get your shit together. actually try.
2 (opinionated) - Incels are a community online who seem to have large issues with the world around them, unable to cope with the rejection they receive, blaming the world around them for their misfortune/poor mental health. Most of the things they say surround stereotypes or opinions, fuelling each other's rage. They blame women, other men, and pretty much anyone for their unsuccessful attempts at finding love or sex or their plain loneliness or social issues. Although it’s unfortunate, i don’t have a lot of empathy for people filled with so much rage for the world around them. They’re stubborn and stand by their opinions about the world around them. I personally believe that these are not just lonely men, these are genuinely horrible people who choose to blame the world for their issues. they’re insecure, gross, and overall terrifying people. If you’re an incel, i recommend getting some help and working on yourself instead of sulking on your little forums blaming everyone for your shit.
get your shit together. actually try.
normal human 1 - “hey, i saw Jared on one of those incel forums.”
normal human 2 - “oh god. is he alright?”
normal human 1 - “probably not. i’m kinda scared of him though.. he’ll probably wanna kill the girls in our class or some shit. i don’t even know those guys are crazy. did you know they call women “foids”? ”
normal human 2- “ew”
normal human 2 - “oh god. is he alright?”
normal human 1 - “probably not. i’m kinda scared of him though.. he’ll probably wanna kill the girls in our class or some shit. i don’t even know those guys are crazy. did you know they call women “foids”? ”
normal human 2- “ew”
by mm_m1lk December 6, 2021
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1) 2 or more women in an incestuous relationship.
2) A lesbian who is attracted to members of her own family.
1) 2 or more women in an incestuous relationship.
2) A lesbian who is attracted to members of her own family.
by Gloria Fanderbuilt October 28, 2010
Get the Incestbian mug.Eric has had great success working for the CIA as an inceptor.
My only hope is through extensive training I can become a level one inceptor.
Everything was fine until the inceptor got a hold of his mind.
My only hope is through extensive training I can become a level one inceptor.
Everything was fine until the inceptor got a hold of his mind.
by actionjackson88 February 7, 2013
Get the Inceptor mug.A person who can't find love or doesn't want to or just find real girls annoying. But goes on looking at pictures of elementary girls and masturbating to them.
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