A gay person no one likes and is so annoying and you want to hit he is short and gay and very stupid and no one likes them.
by I hate gauges November 10, 2020
Get the Gaugemug. by kenzieyy December 26, 2024
Get the Gaugedmug. by Upperdecker69 April 1, 2022
Get the 12 gauge shotgunmug. He's probably sitting outside, next to a trussy, eating a bagel with cream cheese. It's also probably dark outside.
Wow look, there's Gauge doing his daily ritual of eating a bagel, that has cream cheese on it, next to a trussy! This late at night too!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Gaugemug. The most caring, loving, attractive, and perfect guy you’ll meet. Gauge’s tend to fall for people who aren’t good enough for them and they end up heyy heart broken. If a Gauge says he loves you he means it 100% or not at all. They tend to be funny and understanding. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. They tend to be pretty in shape but are always making less of themselves. Gauge could have any girl he wanted but he doesn’t see that because he doesn’t think he’s as great as everybody says he is. Gauge probably has a large penis it’s just how they are. They’re name isn’t spelt like usual but a Gauge is far from usual. If you find a Gauge never for a second take him for granted because he is the most perfect guy you’ll ever encounter.
Girl1: “omg. That’s guy is sexy as heck and I hear he’s an awesome person!”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
Girl 2: “yeah he’s got a pretty big co-...”
Girl1: “must be a Gauge..”
by WowThatsAmazing June 8, 2018
Get the Gaugemug. Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home
by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017
Get the drunk gaugemug. A hoe. Do not fall for a guy with this name. He will call you and tell you about who he is cheating on you with.
Gauge is a hoe
by Miss interrupting December 28, 2018
Get the Gaugemug.