trench cock

Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.

Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.

by deezlet August 18, 2009

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trench crotch

A Fungal infection of the Genitals (similar to Trench Foot)

This is often caused by 3-4 days at a festival or party with no attention to personal hygiene.

it is also referred to as "Dangle Rot"...

Fuck me john, I pulled this bird at The Glade Festival and when i went down on her i had a peep at her growler and it stank like a heap of rotten cottage cheese, I think she has got trench crotch

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008

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Trench Wench

Trench Wench: A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found front row at Marianas Trench concerts(aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.
'Band slut' is NOT a simile for a Trench Wench.

Person 1:"I saw a girl beat up a couple of Ninjas, then go to a Marianas trench concert"

Person 2: "That, my friend, is what you call a trench wench"

by Trench Wench July 5, 2010

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