by Crusoii March 28, 2020
Get the Ianmug. An Ian is a very special person. He is generally sarcastic, witty, very smart, and kind. He likes a variety of different things and takes a long time to consider things. . Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 8 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. You may think Ians are weird at first glance, but they're the type of person who can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. Ians are generally pretty accepting, not homophobic, racist, mid-leftist. As a very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Overall, Ians are fun, awesome and supportive, if a little weird at first. If you have one in your life, you're lucky.
Person 1: Who's that kid over there? I've heard he's weird.
Person 2: Oh, that's Ian. Maybe a little, but he's really great. He's funny too, if you ever talk to him.
Person 1: Oh, cool. I wouldn't have expected that.
Person 2: Yeah, he's actually really nice.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 2: Oh, that's Ian. Maybe a little, but he's really great. He's funny too, if you ever talk to him.
Person 1: Oh, cool. I wouldn't have expected that.
Person 2: Yeah, he's actually really nice.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Yeah.
by Ranul September 17, 2020
Get the Ianmug. Slang used in queens New York to describe someone who is a fat baby. This word is mostly used for “adults” that look and act like babes.
Yo that yoga ball looks like an ian.
His baby face makes him look like an ian bro.
Nah Tyrone ain’t getting no bitches with his fatass. Nigga looks like an ian.
His baby face makes him look like an ian bro.
Nah Tyrone ain’t getting no bitches with his fatass. Nigga looks like an ian.
by Her killer January 20, 2019
Get the Ianmug. Ian is a very attractive boy, he has the prettiest eyes and the nicest hair. He's pretty tall and thin, he is very shy at first but once you he feels comfortable around you hes a little more crazy. Ian's are hard not to fall for .
by ❤️M.G mystery Girl🤡 October 24, 2018
Get the Ianmug. Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
by david mckay December 9, 2008
Get the Ianmug. 
Ian is a redhead that loves working on all types of vehicles. He loves having kids and family is everything to him. He can fix almost anything, except a Ford truck.
by unanimous0921 September 29, 2020
Get the Ianmug.