The locked cabinet

Where your parents hide the vibrators and dildos

I love locking in the locked cabinet

by Lot guy 994 November 23, 2019

Cabinet dweller

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...

My friend is a cabinet dweller and i think its kinda cool

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann March 07, 2020

Medicine cabinet addict

One that doesn't have a pacific drug they like and will do all.

Bella told everything that I'm a medicine cabinet addict.

by 459395 May 06, 2023

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.

Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.

by Lauren's Ex November 13, 2019

Cabinet flavoring

Tastes musty and dusty, like it’s been sitting in the cabinet for too long; stale

Yo these chips have mad cabinet flavoring

by Yoyoman January 15, 2023

cabinet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine

I was way too drunk drinking that cabinet juice my uncle had

by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017