I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 17, 2013

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I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 12, 2009

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I&I

Underground hip hop group made up of 2 artists who go by Ironic and Insanity.

Person #1 - "whats going on tonight?"
Person #2 - "I&I show at the house of blues. its gonna be off the hook!"

by Busta Brown April 17, 2006

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I walk where I want Bitch

A way of saying that a person will walk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.

Person 1: I hate jay walking
Person 2: me too.....I walk where I want Bitch!

by I'm the master of cupcakes! February 13, 2012

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