I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013

I remember when I had my first beer.

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".

1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."

by MarlboroMan23 November 11, 2009

I&I

Underground hip hop group made up of 2 artists who go by Ironic and Insanity.

Person #1 - "whats going on tonight?"
Person #2 - "I&I show at the house of blues. its gonna be off the hook!"

by Busta Brown April 30, 2006

I walk where I want Bitch

A way of saying that a person will walk where they want........ Its just more fun adding the BITCH part.... it makes the phrase more fun to say and adds more meaning to it.

Person 1: I hate jay walking
Person 2: me too.....I walk where I want Bitch!

by I'm the master of cupcakes! April 3, 2012

I IronDoll I

The number one booster in the Call of Duty series on xbox360.

Who has been number one in MW2 and COD:WaW overall score?
"I IronDoll I"

by Nuckkless May 1, 2010

I iSteady I

The best CoD player in the world. Most unmatched player in the game.

The best player that i have played with is I iSteady I.

by Rafey Strafy July 5, 2010

do I look like I know what a jpeg is

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

by Hoofedtoaster96 January 15, 2021