Hydro Flask

A type a water bottle vsco girls use. If you disrespect them they will hit the hell outta of you. DON'T DO IT

SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY HYDRO FLASK *throws hydro flask TAKE THAT! SaVe ThE tUrTlEs sksksk and i oop

by VscoGirlMeanings October 5, 2019

Hydro

Hydro can be used in the place of fire, lit, or anything else meaning great. This slang is from Atlanta, but the specifics of its origins are as yet unknown.

That restaurant is amazing! My dinner was mad hydro.

by risk531 February 27, 2019

Hydro Seed

To cum all over someone in the shower.

Damn! You should have seen how I Hydro seeded that bitch last night.

by Scorpiocum August 7, 2020

Hydro Homo

An aquatic variant of the common homosexual (Gaytrata Gayensis).

My son was being attacked by a hydro homo. Naturally, I helped him.

I'm talking about the hydro homo.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz May 23, 2024

sammy hydro

someone who is a savage at night and a sweetheart at day; someone you wouldn't want to miss out chilling with

tommy- Hey wanna do something tonight?
bobby- idk are you trying to be like sammy hydro?
tommy- who doesn't wanna be like sammy hydro?

by whiteboy3500 November 20, 2016

go hydro

(phrasal verb, of a consumer) to go hydro (on someone, about something): to become aggravated to the point it becomes impossible to de-escalate the situation and directing extreme anger towards a person without the authority to resolve it.

Originating from the interactions of fearless promo staff against angry hydro customers in the field, typically at country fairs in remote communities across Ontario, Canada.

"His flight was so delayed he decided to go hydro on the woman behind the counter."
"I was on break sippin' my cuppa coffee when I realized the customer had gone completely hydro about the new rates."

by Izus Pally November 26, 2022

dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.

My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.

by Fart42069 July 24, 2021