human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010

human cockroach

A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom

Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

by AmazinGracex October 7, 2016

Humanality

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

by xSelectivex July 3, 2011

humaira

adjective - is an Arabic name/word which means of 'reddish complexion'

the Prophet Mohammad gave his wife Aishah the nickname 'Humaira'

Why do your cheeks have a humaira

Babies are born with a humaira

by Michael638 December 10, 2007

Human After All

What Guy-Manuel De Homeme-Cristo and Thomas Bangalter turn out to be

We are human after all
Flesh uncovered after all

by Daniel Savio August 12, 2011

human pinata

when a Mexican midget eats a lot of candy. Then he dances until he throws it up.

Yesterday at the club, I saw a human pinata.

by PapaALiu September 8, 2013

Throwback Human

This is an individual who still has a personality, can concentrate, and are not on the phone all the time. There is a correlation between them and there social media use in the fact that they're able to verbally communicate with other humans using eye contact and nonverbal cues. They are reminiscent of humans before the existence of the World Wide Web.

I was in this class at the gym, and there was this new guy Jeff that was actually friendly and talkative and engaging, I really think he's a "throwback human" because he has a personality.

by Hixxz68 May 15, 2019