homerball

A gift that is of higher interest to the gifter than to the giftee, perhaps given with the intent to yoink it for oneself at a later time.
See: The Simpsons, season 1, episode 9 production code 7G11; "Life in the Fast Lane"

Husband: Happy birthday, Wife! Enjoy your new golf clubs.
Wife: Thanks for the homerball, jackass.

by supermo May 4, 2008

homer

A sports fan who picks his/her team to win, despite objective evidence to the contrary

Don't make your bets based on what Dick says, his picks are always ruled by homerism.

by Genius-at-Work January 10, 2009

Hugerkacherk

(Huh-ger-ka-cherk) To miss pronounce, butcher, or destroy the pronunciation of a word.

Bryan "I get 'flustrated' when people ask for 'pacific' things."

Jenny "Way to Hugerkacherk douche bag."

by Jec Galena June 24, 2008

hameraman

When the cameraman is a ham.

Bobo stole the show as the hameraman in my wedding video.

by HumaneAnimal November 29, 2017

Homer-sapien

This is the most intelligent creature to ever exsist, it’s origin is from a Fatass Simpson fan, and a giant pink glazed doughnut with rainbow sprinkles

Bro this kid is better than ninja at fortnite kid 2: he’s a homer-sapien

by XxloganPaulerSlayerxX June 9, 2018

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Hugeristicly

1. to be the biggest in size, weight, and/or mass
2. to be statistically the biggest in some degree

“Damn shawty, that is hugeristicly the biggest dick at the party.”

by W1SPY October 12, 2020