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Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020
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Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.
by daddy salty July 16, 2021
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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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holden hoffman minecraft

by justausernamekeepscrolling September 20, 2021
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Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches
by Maseyys December 22, 2021
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Hiroki Hoffman

A boy who everyone loves and needs for the rest of their life, although he's leaving that one girl who loves him behind he's sad aswell because the both are secretly in love I love Hiroki Hoffman
by Raphie Swift June 29, 2023
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Hiroki Hoffman

A lovely boy all girls are obsessed with bread his eyes are on one of them, it's me! He has left several times and next time he does it's forever, that one girl that loves him the most has cried several times and dreams of holding his in a romantic scene
I can't stop thinking about hiroki hoffman
by Raphie Swift June 29, 2023
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