When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.
Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.
by theinstigator September 22, 2016
Get the Ghost of Houdinimug. The bruising that occurs when an over ambitious vagina technician gets a little too close to the vaginal lips during a Brazilian wax job.
Michele's attempt to spice up her love life went from high to low when she realized her personal waxer at the Pretty Kitty Boutique left her with a Purple Houdini instead of a nice, smooth snatch.
by RBAK July 5, 2016
Get the Purple Houdinimug. An ancient title reserved to a closed number of people having demonstrated a high level of mastering in various houdini techniques. To be granted this title one must have performed at least a basic houdini, a houdini cheesecake, a Houdini Mixed Blessing and a combination of any 2 of the Houdini Marvel Omnibus flavours.
One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
One can also be acknowledged as a Houdini Grandmaster if he has successfully invented and published a new original technique.
"You seen this stubag? I am sure he's gay!
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"
"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"
-Man, this guy is a Houdini Grandmaster, respect!"
"I didnt know he was a Houdini Grandmaster before last night.
- Did it hurt ?"
by houdinithefirst May 2, 2007
Get the Houdini Grandmastermug. A combination of an Atomic Wedgie and Houdini. A demeaning sex act where the male partner pulls the female's underwear over her head, temporarily incapacitating her and allowing his accomplice to secretly resume in his stead. Shortly thereafter, the original party appears at the window and reveals the deception.
Me and my bro totally pulled an Atomic Houdini on this chick last night. She didn't even see it coming!
by calls em like i see em August 16, 2021
Get the Atomic Houdinimug. by Englapukinn December 14, 2009
Get the Pulling a Houdinimug. A highly coveted title in the Blumpkin Enthusiasts Worldwide Brotherhood Syndicate (BEWBS). It is only awarded to those who achieve supreme excellence in both giving and receiving Blumpkins. Those that pass the grueling trials and years of daily practice can proudly call them selves Blumpkin Houdini's.
Man: Somebody help!!!! I'm about to take a shit and there's no one to suck my dick!!!!!
Chris: It's your lucky day sir, I am a certified Blumpkin Houdini, follow me right this way.
Chris: It's your lucky day sir, I am a certified Blumpkin Houdini, follow me right this way.
by JesusSaurus420 July 11, 2018
Get the Blumpkin Houdinimug. by Frank&Fabio July 9, 2009
Get the Pulled a Houdinimug.