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Christopher Hitchens

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!
Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.
by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011
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hoch fünf

german translation of high five

often used in europe, united states and australia to greet friends or celebrate a personal triumph
Heidi: Look there's Manuel! Let's hoch fünf him!
by g.b.a. April 21, 2010
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hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever
Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?
by HC Greenly December 7, 2006
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hitchcockian

adjective which defines the cinematic style of movie director Alfred Hitchcock; (about nouns) a movie or story created in accordance to the before-mentioned style
Last night, Billy watched a hitchcockian movie
by Johnny the Kidd September 13, 2009
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Chocolate hitchhiker

The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.
"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".
by Smozi1014 January 7, 2020
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hitchhiking

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.
hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american
by Hoyrakor the Bloodghast August 21, 2008
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Hopoate Hitchhiker

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.
Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.
by toosoon July 12, 2009
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