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Fart Horn

The sound emits when the ass has created a complete seal with the toilet seat and a fart is produced, vibrating through the toilet and makes a distinguished low-pitched sound, audible through walls and floors.
Planted comfortably in a stall in a restroom, Jim heard what could be non-other than a fart horn sounding from the stall two stalls down from him.
by cujo676 March 6, 2013
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bitch-horn

Lady Skanksalot said to her enemy, "You can just lick my bitch-horn!"
by happybachi April 23, 2006
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Horn War

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.
"I cramped up amidst a horn war."
by CockCousteau September 1, 2011
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Orgy Horn

orgy horn: when a man senses an oppurtunity for sexual pleasure with two or more females present, he must blow a literal horn (or metaphorical if none is present) to alert other men in the area to his successes, contrary to popular belief it is not in fact an invite for other men to join in
Hang on girls, i'll be there in a minute (blows Orgy Horn)
by CloudWolf64 March 8, 2010
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Whore with a horn

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)
I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.
by iamthewalrus1126 August 19, 2011
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Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..
Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger
by Momma Sita March 8, 2006
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Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.
Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??
by Da Klown February 2, 2019
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