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horizontal mambo

a word for intercouse/s3x lol
``me and bella had a amazing horizontal mambo lastnight!!``
``really? didnt think u got bitches``
by gahmama March 12, 2023
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horizontal bonsai

When you are a drunken Swedish man and you can't quite remember the name of a sex position.
by SGNelson10 July 7, 2017
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oriental nookie

Chink or gook pussy. Usually very tight and trim. Tasty as well!
Woody Allen sure likes young oriental nookie.
by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 6, 2010
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horizontal exclamation mark

Yet another witty slang term referring to an erect penis(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; boner).
Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!





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by Mark H July 9, 2005
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Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.
ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged
by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018
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Horizontal Racism

The results of people of targeted racial groups (Blacks, Lations/Hispanics, Asians, Native) believing, acting on or enforcing the dominant (White) system of racist discrimination and oppression. Horizontal racism can occur between members of the same racial group or between members of different, targeted racial groups.
Horizontal racism occuring between members of the same racial group: An Asian person telling another Asian who is wearing a Sari to dress like an "American". A Latino person telling another Latino to stop speaking Spanish.
Horizontal racims occuring between members of different targeted racial groups: Latinos believing stereotypes about Native Americans, Blacks not wanting Asians to move into predominantly Black neighborhoods, etc.
by Mr. Andrew May 9, 2006
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horizontal

Sleeping or lying down
Gosh i'm so tired I really wanna be horizontal right now!
by FREAK303 June 29, 2011
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