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homie hookup

Although Anthbropologists have observed such brohavior as early as the Broman Empire, the homie hookup is a relatively new classibrocation of brolationship categorized by 2 (or more)bros who engage in one-time or temporary sexual brolations, without any brommitments or dating arrangements.
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.

add it to your brocabulary.

"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible

"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know

For female bros see breast friends
for related terms see also:

Broner,
Broletariat vs. the Brogeoisie,
Broseidon lord of the Broceon,
Brozilla Firefox,
Brocoin,
Bro Pain, Bro Gain,
My Chemical Bromance,
The fine State of Brohio,
Benificial Brobiotics,
"Us bros take an annual broad trip in the subroru crossbrover every Febroary, and you know when the brotents go up and the brotanks come off there’s no telling what kinda homie hookups might go down in brotown”
by anarchocapy March 13, 2018
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random hookup

being drunk and making out with someone, whether you know them or not
i just had a random hookup with (insert name here)
by lsy28 October 20, 2010
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No hookup, no holla

No Hookup, No Holla
No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
If a guy in the club wants a one night stand, or your sexy neighbor wants to sleep with you and three other girls, or your ex wants a latenight drunken bootycall, you just tell them: NO HOOKUP, NO HOLLA
by Jamie4255 September 4, 2008
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Camp Hookup

When two teens decide to hookup and make out (sometimes could be more than making out) at camp normally just a one night stand. With the other person leaving the other camper he/she spent the night with before sun rise so they don't get caught.
Person 1: Dude I heard that you had a Camp hookup last night
Person 2: Yeah man with Cindy I barely made it back to my cabin
by TheDerpyDerpFace September 29, 2015
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The Great Hookup

A band that came from the far reaches of the universe to melt everyone's face off with intergalactic face melting sounds.
a: Did you see that dude with no face.
b: Yeah, i did, he totally saw The Great Hookup last night.
by We Are Hooked Up March 22, 2009
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$100 hookup

Similar to the $100 Hamburger, $100 hookup is aviation slang for the excuse a general aviation pilot might use to fly and hookup. A $100 hookup trip typically involves flying a short distance, hooking up with someone from an online hookup app like tinder, and flying home.
Hey man, I’m thinking of flying to get that $100 Hamburger.
Nah dude, you gotta fly to get that $100 hookup.
by AA5A November 18, 2019
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Hulu and Hookup

Like "Netflix and Chill," but with hulu and...sex.
"Wanna Netflix and chill?"

-"Hell nah, screw chillin', I wanna Hulu and hookup!"
by BVK March 21, 2016
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