Homely Hot

When they've definitely got some "off" things about them, but you just can't help being attracted anyway.

Bro 1: Bro, check out this girl I just met

Bro 2: Ooh okay, she's homely hot.

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Chick 1: Oh my gosh, have you met Brian?

Chick 2: Why, are you into him? I guess he's kinda homely hot...

by Culturism December 19, 2020

The HomoLisa

Thy HomoLisa art whom started ww2 due to thy conflicts with a m e r i c a

“The HomoLisa is a true and great piece of art like srsly its dope”

by Mr.What Zit Tooya May 20, 2018

Integral homology coboredism

A boredism between two manifolds that induces an isomorphism of homology at either end.

Professor X talked for like an hour about why S(2,5,7) bounds a homology 4-ball. Talk about an integral homology coboredism to the 3-sphere.

by NowThatsASpicyMeatball April 25, 2020

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018

homocyclist

Derogatory term referring to motorcyclist who choose two wheels over four due to the straight line speed instead of real world pace. The type of motorbike rider that blasts off from the lights then backs off for the first bend only to be overtaken by the mildest family hatchback!

Bike rider – Ha, see that VW golf eat my dust!

Car driver – Wanker Homocyclist! My 100 year old granny could have taken that bend three times faster then your queer fireblade.

by Steven Turner September 2, 2008

homocytis

When a gay cop gives you a speeding ticket.

Excuse to boss: I would have been to work sooner, except for the homocytis this morning.

by zzapp the witch May 22, 2006

Homonymph

A nymph, who is also a homosexual.

Jessica - I love other females and also dwell in medieval forests. I am, therefore, a homonymph.

by Musicsquid74 November 16, 2010