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Homiesexuals

A group of friends that are sexual in all aspects of their daily lives.
They call us the homiesexuals because we're homies - and we're definitely sexual.
by CiscoDan December 23, 2013
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Homiesexual humpday

Homiesexual humpday is the one day of each week on Wednesday inwhich friends of all shapes orientations,sizes, and shape are able to engage in intense session of homiesexual activities without being in a true romantic or sexual relationship kinda like a quick favor between the homies (applises to all people)
Homie 1: whats good homie you lookik mighty scrumptious
Homie 2: thanks babe you too *kisses*
Homie 3: o its homiesexual humpday already?
by Its ya boiiiii6 June 24, 2020
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Homiesexual Milk

A guy who thinks he's ugly but constantly gets called cute by his homies. His dick is average but that's to compensate for his huge heart. He really do just be vibin. Never caught simping. He might do it ironically in chat but never in dms. He doesn't like girls but constantly gets sent nudes which he usually gives a low rating cuz he doesn't like ass or titties. He like eyes and thighs. Sexuality: unknown by even himself. Overall 7.5/10
Homiesexual Milk really do be vibin 😳
by The cock slobber February 25, 2020
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No homiesexual day

You can’t act homiesexual with your friends with the same gender for a day in November 21st. If you act homiesexual at all, you fail.
Have you failed No homiesexual day?
No I haven’t acted homiesexual yet, but its really hard.
by No homiesexual day November 21, 2019
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TUESDAY (Homiesexual)

Internationally on Tuesdays it is accepted for any homie to kiss. Does not matter if socks are on or off and you do not have to say "no homo". Any forms of showing love to the homie is accepted. Pride month is also known as Colossal Tuesday or énormes jours d'amour.
Ladies can get it any other day than TUESDAY (Homiesexual).
by JailVibes June 2, 2022
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Homiesexual

When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
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homiesexual

yo i like kids!

bro thats homiesexual
by ecasadfadsf January 28, 2022
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