The main character in the best book to ever be written, Catcher in the Rye. He is spunky, super self-centered, overall a jerk, but he is lowkey loveable and I can kinda relate to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he was secretly everyone's comfort character after reading the book. I wanna be best friends with him.
by Coco Standley January 29, 2021
Get the Holden Caufeildmug. When you’re with a chick of mostly Indian descent, and you finna eat her out but get that low rumble in your tummy and puke in her pussy, then EAT THAT SHIT OUT ANYWAY
Grandma: Can you take me to my chemo appointment today?
You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this India chick later and I will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.
You: Excuse me? Fuck no, i’m getting fucking up on some Holden Curry with this India chick later and I will be out of the office for a minute, old hag.
by The Master Chef 69 November 3, 2023
Get the Holden Currymug. What many call a real man. He’ll steal ur girl and ur man. Vote holden 2020 for pimp of the United States.
by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ March 30, 2020
Get the Holden withermug. The best person ever. Always makes me smile and is literally perfect...<3 They have the BEST music taste and I could talk to them for hours
by am223439 April 8, 2022
Get the Holden Pozomug. Kevin was supposed to meet me here but he hooked up with a bird and decided pulling a holden was a better idea.
by inked_matt January 6, 2012
Get the pulling a holdenmug. Hi, I'm Holden Caulfield.
I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
I don't do my work at school, even though I'm super-intelligent and know I could ace anything in school I wanted. I pretend to be dumb, so people will ignore me. I'm an underachiever but I know I could do better. I could dream if I want to, but dreams are merely fake. Teachers are always frustrated. They bully me, so what's the point in trying? Also, girls don't tend to like me much... they almost always go for the guy who's popular, in football, has all the money. I get called a dweeb a lot. I have low frustration tolerance. When I was running at track I felt so higher than everyone in the class I felt like I could kill almost everybody, frustration makes me crazy. Even though I wasn't the best runner & almost finished close to last, I know that I deserve more respect than this. Damn society forcing me to do this bullshit. Saying football is only good for raising your social status, and impressing females. I had sex with a prostitute. Sex is kinda overrated. It wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. No, no feelings were reciprocated. Oh well. Teachers tell me I have potential but school and society is so fake. I hate the fakeness of it all. I just don't give a shit, man. It's so phony. Everything in society & about society is phony. It's a sick fuckin world. We all live in lies. Why even try? Who is there to impress? No one there to impress except myself. I'm Holden, you are all fake & lower than me in terms of universal intelligence.
^^Holden Caulfield is the main protagonist character in the 1951 J.D. Salinger novel Catcher in the Rye.
by Holden M Caulfield April 22, 2016
Get the Holden Caulfieldmug. 