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Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ

When something is so fucking amazing not even "HOLY SHIT" can describe it.
George "Your Mom is cumin' on my dog"

Mason "Seriously?"

George "Yeah. Dude, Look behind you"

Mason *Looks back*

Mason "Holy Fucking ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUWXYZ!"

George *Pats on shoulder*

George "Sorry Man."

the holy fucking trinity 

.To achieve the holy fucking trinity is to have sex with a blond chick an asian chick and a black chick at the same time
once a man has achieved the holy fucking trinity he must be worshiped by his friends and always be known as a sex god even if he is found having sex with a fat man at a gay bath house.
I almost achieved the holy fucking trinity but then i found out that the asian chick was a man

holy fucking shit day 

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.

Holy fuckin Drunk 

A total and divine state of utter inebriation,usually obtained after an entire year of alcoholism
"jesus christ,that trip to lake powell really started off my year of heavenly drunkeness....Holy fuckin Drunk!

Holy Fuckioli

A cross between Holy fuck and Holy ravioli. Holy fuckioli (it’s fun to say as well.)
*Max* did you see my test scores???
*Jay* Holy fuckioli they are horrible!!!
Holy Fuckioli by Babysugar March 6, 2019

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE 

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
Holy Fucking Balls DUDE by Vaksej November 8, 2021