Hobosexual

One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub

My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.

by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

Hobosexual

A homeless person presenting or accepting sexual favors for the opportunity to be indoors for the night often going from place to place.

You better bathe that hobosexual before you let him your bed, he's been on the nasty train.

by TheGarrick July 28, 2017

Hobosexual

A person of the opposite sex who gets into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

"She doesn't even like him...she just doesn't have anywhere else to go. She's such a hobosexual!"

by Allie101977 October 17, 2023

Hobosexual

Someone who jumps into a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Turtleboy is the biggest hobosexual in central Massachusetts.

by Woocares March 19, 2022

Hobosexual

A person who enjoys taking people out on dates that expect the following:

A person who expects to get their hair and nails done before the first date or during the talking/dating stage.

A person who thinks they deserve a fine dining meal for the first date.

I'm a hobosexual, I enjoy helping out the less fortunate, I know I'll never see them again but I love buying hair and nails to make them feel nice.

by B.C. Definitions November 24, 2023

Hobosexual

A person who is exclusively attracted to homeless people.

I saw Johnny at the shelter last night, I think he might be a hobosexual.

by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016